🔥 "TWO PROJECTS. ONE FUTURE. ZERO GUARANTEES!!!" 🔥

🎭 "WILL WE!!! ACTUALLY DO THIS?!? WHO KNOWS!!!" 🎭

🔥 "WE!!!" – The Unforgettable Experience That Will Entertain You, Educate You… And Terrify You Beyond Reason!!! 🔥

🚀 Not just a band. Not just a show. Not just a game.
💀 WE!!! Are Here to Challenge Everything You Think You Know.
🎭 Enter if You Dare… But Once You’re In, There’s No Turning Back!!!

😈 Entertainment. Knowledge. Fear. Madness. Mystery. It’s All Waiting for YOU!!! HEEHEEHAHA!!! 🎶🔥

🔥 "Bum Status" – THE Wonko The Sane's Pathetic Attempt at Fronting a Band!!! 🔥

🚀 A Musical Disaster? A Stroke of Genius? Or Just the Ramblings of a Man Who Should've Known Better?

💀 For the Record: WE!!! DON’T Promote Intoxicant Use!!! 💀

🎭 But WE!!! Can’t Stop You from Questioning Reality… HEEHEEHAHA!!! 😈🤘🔥